Guys.

Okie dokie. Welp, I just wanted to say, Happy Tuesday!

Oh well! How is everybody's Tuesday? Good great graaaaand.

I'm still trying out that lucid dreaming!! Getting closer, I believe!

So.. Where is everybody from? :) Oh, and person who keeps +1ing my stuff, PLEASE come forth. I'm more than happy to talk with you! That goes for everyone! ;D

My favorite color is blue, but you already knew that because I'm awesome. 

Typing feels so weird right now. And I don't wanna stop, because it feels really cool. Its like the keys are itty bitty octopus suction cups on my fingers, it is so cute!

I'm really cold.

I have an instagram! :D If you want you can go follow me. I'm 1 away from 40 followers!!! That's kind of awesome! My name is @tjayyluv :) Hope to see you there!

In other words. Yeahhh my stomach hurts. Talk soon!

-Tori(:

I'm beginning to think I have a stalker.

Okay, so I know this might sound petty, but I SHIT YOU NOT, not even 5 minutes after my post goes up, one of you 483 little shits +1 my post! Like, I don't even know what that means, but I'd like to know! XD I'd also like to know who it is! So talk to me, yo!!

-Tori(:

I can't POSSIBLY be the ONLY blogger who suddenly disappears off the face of the Earth... Right?

......
So I was looking on Netflix.
And..
There was a section that said "Because you watched American Horror Story"
And underneath, it had some options.
One of them was "My 600lb Life"
And I just don't know how to feel about that...

There's a feeling of laughing at the irony, and being sad for, well, people who live that lifestyle.

I'm gonna shut up before someone throws a brick at me.

-Tori(:

Hi Guys!

Online shopping can really be a let down sometimes...

"$3! AND it's half off?"
*click* *puts in checkout box*
"This is such an awesome buy!"
*gets to check out*
"SHIPPING AND HANDLING: $9.99+$2356.2345"
"WTF!?"
*faints*

The funny thing is I had seen it before and forgot about it, and it got emailed to me for a second time and I was like, "Why didn't I check this out before hand?" And then I saw the price altogether and was like "OHH that's why!" *exits*

Seriously though, 12.99 for a bottle of SOAP. That's all it was!!

So.. Yeah.

Hey guess what!

I have a polyvore account! :D It's the closest thing I'll ever get to fashion designing, so I figured, what the hey. Follow me if you want to right here!

That's all I got right now.(: Talk soon!

-Tori(:

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! *late post, terribly sorry*

GOOD AFTERNOON, EVERYONE! I thought I should just inform you that I have 480 PAGE VIEWS!!! That might not sound like that big of a deal, but

Having any page views at all is pretty awesome to me. But 480!? And I'm not even all that interesting!!!

Okay, that was a lie.(;

Anywhore, Happy Delicious Dinner Day, everyone! I love St. Patrick's Day because for whatever reason, this is the day that everyone makes corn beef and cabbage. And boy lemme tell ya, that is my FAAAAAVORITE. We even had it on my birthday!! Which was approximately a week and a half ago. :P But it was awesome! I had cake! CAMOUFLAGE CAKE! It was pink, but CAKE! :D

Just FYI, it is amazing and I definitely recommend 10/10

Alright, enough of that. Back to whatever I was talking about. 

Wait, that was still food... :P

Heeheehee. Until next time!

-Tori(: 

*sidenote: to make up for my lateness, I'm posting another post right meow. So sorry:(*

I hate bugs.

Bugs disgust me. And they also annoy the shit out of me.

Chances are, you're thinking of this kind of bug, right?

Or this...

Well, I'm not. I'm talking about the worst kind....

Lemme tell ya, some people just don't know when to quit... JEEEEEEEEESUS.

On a nicer note, I watched "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" last night XD It was great. And then I watched Wilfred. It was fantastic. Sooo, my suggestion is you watch them. Allllrighty then.

-Tori(:

One of Those Days

Tuesday... TUESDAY.
Oh how I hate Tuesdays.

Tuesdays and Thursdays -.-

It's just one of those days where you're like...

We all know what I'm talking about. We all have those days. Some more than others XD

On a positive note, I'm happy to say that I won T-Pain tickets last night.... It was by far the best Monday of my life. :D

Seeeeeeeeeee?! :D This is the poster!!!! WHOOOO!!!

Alrighty, well, I hope your guys' Tuesday/Wednesday (for those in another time zone across the world) goes well. :) I'll be back soon!

-Tori(: